Sunday, August 7, 2011

Birthday quotes for friends

These are some Birthday quotes that you can use for your friends.


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
~Truman Capote

Inside every older person is a younger person ~
wondering what the hell happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
~ Plautus


Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
~ Plato



Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
~Sam Ewing


A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
~Author Unknown


There is still no cure for the common birthday.
~John Glenn


A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
~ Arnold Bennett


What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
~ Voltaire

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
~ Anthony Powell

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~Bernard Baruch


Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
~ Maurice Chevalier

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
~ Robert Frost



It takes a long time to become young.
~ Pablo Picasso

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
~Benjamin Franklin



Some people reach the age of sixty before others.
~Lord Hood


What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
~ Voltaire


At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
~Ben Franklin

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
~Robert Frost

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
~ Mark Twain

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
~ Robert Orben

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~ C.E.M. Joad

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
~ Anthony Powell

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
~ Tom Stoppard

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
~ George Orwell

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~George Harrison

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
~Maurice Chevalier


The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others.
~ Marcus Cato


You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John P. Grier

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
~ French Proverb

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
~ Roz Doyle, Frasier

I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way, by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else....I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.
~ Mark Twain,

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
~ Ben Franklin

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~Charles Schulz

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
~George Bernard Shaw

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
~Author Unknown